Friday, May 4, 2007

6 Minute Abs with your favorite DJ

Questions by A&M. Answers by DJ Disoriental

Top 6 Reasons Why The Game Kills 50 Cent
1. Yo dawg, cuz Dre said EZ was gonna be at cube's birthday party dawg
2. 50 wasn't on "Change of Heart".
3. Game is half naked and holding his baby
4. Game drives a cherry 64....though Es-co-laid with lamborghini doors ain't bad either.
5. Game's got game.
6. Game's got beef with Ras Kass

Top 6 Requests You Get Screamed in Your Ear
1. Reggaytron
2. Latin music
3. Tool
4. Sandstorm
5. Rap music
6. Bob Sinclair

Top 6 Dance Movies
1. The sprinklier/ The Wu-Tng
2. Shoot the pump
3. Moonwalk
4. Thunderclap
5. Windmill
6. Stunna wave

Top 6 Reasons to quit Skakeboarding
1. Sprained ankles
2. Chicks don't like smelly dudes
3. Get more poom poom playing records
4. $$$ DJing, no$$$ skating
5. < 5 asian skateboarders
6. Alex Smith already called firsts on everything

Top 6 Myspace Friends
1. Somaga Reece
2. Ludacris
3. Paul Wall
4. U-God (ridic myspace bulletins)
5. LAZERFANG
6. Reece

Top 6 T.V. Shows
1. Animal miracles
2. Nigella Lawson (ultimate MILF)
3. Little people, BIG world
4. Taquita and Kaui
5. The white raper show
6. You can cook (but still get no poon)

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